Protein chocolate · No junk
Real chocolate. Clean protein. Nothing weird — no chalky texture, no aftertaste, no ingredient list you need a chemistry degree for.
Per bar
20g protein · 1g sugar · 210 kcal
20–25g
Protein per bar
1–2g
Sugar. That's it
0
Sugar alcohols & fillers
5
Ingredients you can pronounce
The lineup
Loaded · 25g ProteinPre-order · Drops Christmas$50.00
box of 12
Roasted peanuts and a creamy peanut butter core under milk chocolate. Our biggest protein hit yet.
Milk chocolate (cacao, cocoa butter, milk), milk protein, roasted peanuts, peanut butter, stevia, sea salt.
25g protein · 2g sugar · per bar
Sold in boxes of 12 · $50 per box
The taste tester
"I've rejected more batches than I've approved. If a bar makes it past me, it tastes like real chocolate — or it doesn't ship."
Sol Shojai
Chief Taste Tester · Trusted since batch one
The no-junk promise
We start with actual couverture chocolate — not a protein paste disguised as one.
No sugar alcohols, no artificial sweeteners, no gums, no unpronounceables. Ever.
Blind panels rank our bars against regular chocolate. We don't ship until we win.
Ingredients — Chocolate Caramel
Dark chocolate (cacao, cocoa butter), milk protein, stevia, almond butter, sea salt.
What you won't find
Maltitol · Sucralose · Glycerin · "Natural flavors" · Palm oil